Ring Ring.
Someone's Calling

Are you gunna answer that? You should. It’s your first class ticket to an erotic world beyond your wildest imagination. We’re talking butts. We’re talking pene. We’re talking vag. This is it folks. Step right up and strap it on. This is the future (sort of), coming to you live. Welcome to an immersive, all exclusive world, dial set to your pleasure. Join us as we explore the final frontier of erotic life in the metaverse. Guaranteed to be hot and heavy. You’re not going to want to miss this.

Each one of your Naughty Bits NFTs is completely unique and features a wide range of rarity. For the first time ever, we will integrate dynamic text, imagery and animation to create an immersive world of 8bit characters, created in the style of teletext art (using the word art loosely here).

This is just the beginning of what should be a wild and bumpy (we can only hope) journey. Or it might just all come crashing in our faces. Either way, what a fucking ride!

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INTRODUCING

A hotline? Yes. Why? Why not? Jump into a piece of our ever expanding universe in a “choose your own adventure” hotline experience. Guaranteed to be hot. Okay maybe not hot, but it will be entertaining.

ENTER THE STORE

why are we
Doing this?

You’d be wrong to assume Naughty Bits is just about pixelated dicks and vag. I mean, it is mostly about that, but it’s bigger than that. Oh god, so big. No but really, grow up. This is about those odd programs that came on deep into the night, when your eyes struggle to stay open, beer in hand, feet reclined, the glow of the screen reflecting someone trying to sell you something, anything - anything to make you feel alive! Hope, love, sex, waterbeds. It’s the 1980’s baby. The world is your oyster. TV is changing. The World Wide Web is starting. Coke is everywhere. The late 80s and early 90s were a Wild West, and we are your horse and carriage back to them. Nay nay.

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